The Ho Boat

The Ho Boat is the name given to any sort of water-based vehicle (or object) Theovert rides. It has so far had versions: 1.0, 2.0, 2.5, and 3.0.

The Ho Boat 1.0
The Ho Boat 1.0 was the first Ho Boat. Simply a Table theo dragged into the water when he was playing Trouble in Terrorist Town. He proceeded to drown when he tried to set sail on it.

The Ho Boat 2.0
The Ho Boat 2.0 was a Dinghy found when Theo and Ninja were playing TTT. They proceeded to set sail on it for a short period of time before Theo blasted Ninja at point-blank range with his rifle.

The Ho Boat 2.5
The Ho Boat 2.5 was a rudimentary boat made out of wooden planks and barrels. Theovert had fought the legendary JAWS on this incarnation.

The Ho Boat 3.0
The Ho Boat 3.0 was the latest version of the Ho Boat. It was specifically designed for floating on water and delivering Pringles to Ho Island. Theovert and Admiral rode it to Ho Island, and it soon wobbled itself to its own demise.